[ Jesus christ, Peter. He saw you wipe your nose through the mask.
Wade was an idiot, but he wasn't entirely stupid. He knew the guy didn't have the flu or anything. Though he did have a sneaking suspicion that such a thing wouldn't keep him indoors if he felt the world needed saving, and Wade could not get sick the way any normal person could, he probably wouldn't have been inviting Wade along and putting up with his... everything. It was a lot. He was a lot. And he knew it and didn't have any shame about it at all. Mostly.
There would be fucking riots if Spider-man was arrested, but no one would blame the NYPD for putting Deadpool behind bars. Then again, no one was dying to know who he was behind the mask. They all preferred he kept it on, thank you very much. So he appreciated the help in bouncing out of that little situation. Landed on the fire escape and made his way to the roof of the building where he would feel a little more safe. Out of reach.
That seemingly endless level of superhuman stamina meant he didn't really need recovery time. He could, as Cap liked to say, do this all day. But he still let himself flop onto his back on the roof and stare up at the starless sky. His brain was fine, he was fine, and maybe he just enjoyed being a little dramatic. ]
Y'know that whole thing goes a lot faster if you just blast them in the knee caps and leave them there for the cops to collect.
oh no it's the perfect song
Wade was an idiot, but he wasn't entirely stupid. He knew the guy didn't have the flu or anything. Though he did have a sneaking suspicion that such a thing wouldn't keep him indoors if he felt the world needed saving, and Wade could not get sick the way any normal person could, he probably wouldn't have been inviting Wade along and putting up with his... everything. It was a lot. He was a lot. And he knew it and didn't have any shame about it at all. Mostly.
There would be fucking riots if Spider-man was arrested, but no one would blame the NYPD for putting Deadpool behind bars. Then again, no one was dying to know who he was behind the mask. They all preferred he kept it on, thank you very much. So he appreciated the help in bouncing out of that little situation. Landed on the fire escape and made his way to the roof of the building where he would feel a little more safe. Out of reach.
That seemingly endless level of superhuman stamina meant he didn't really need recovery time. He could, as Cap liked to say, do this all day. But he still let himself flop onto his back on the roof and stare up at the starless sky. His brain was fine, he was fine, and maybe he just enjoyed being a little dramatic. ]
Y'know that whole thing goes a lot faster if you just blast them in the knee caps and leave them there for the cops to collect.