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notryanreynolds: (thumbs up)

[personal profile] notryanreynolds 2024-08-12 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm free as a bird
You want me?
notryanreynolds: (point)

[personal profile] notryanreynolds 2024-08-12 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, I'm on my way, Sweetums~
notryanreynolds: (pose)

[personal profile] notryanreynolds 2024-08-13 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
You prefer baby boy? I can do that instead
notryanreynolds: (thumbs up)

[personal profile] notryanreynolds 2024-08-13 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wade didn't respond, was too busy humming his own theme music and riding his adorable red vespa through the streets of New York. He should be getting praise, really, for not texting and driving like an asshole.

He knows exactly where he's going, and it doesn't take long. His vespa gets parked in an alley near by and he heads for the elevator. Look, not everyone had Spider-man's ability to climb walls and even with the endurance for stairs it feels like a waste. In the meantime, Wade checks his phone and a smirk pulls at the corners of his lips beneath the mask. Oh, Peter. Wade's gonna eat you alive if you make it that easy.

Then it's just a quick trip up the ladder and onto the roof, where his heartmate awaits him. He strides forward, completely confident and without an ounce of anxiety in him. They're opposites that way, the two of them. ]


Because I can tell how much you like it when I call you baby boy.

[ There's a grin in his tone, and if Peter could see his eyes he'd see the pure delight in them. It was mostly a guess, but Wade had a feeling he nailed it. ]
notryanreynolds: (point)

[personal profile] notryanreynolds 2024-08-13 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's a good thing I like them bossy, baby boy. We can cool down in the showers after.

[ He just winked, unaffected by Peter's refusal to just let him have what he wanted. People were constantly telling him to stop doing something, to shut up, pushing him off, stabbing him in the brain. Didn't stop him from pursuing, and all of that intense energy was focused on the guy in front of him. It was probably a lot to deal with but that did not even occur to the merc.

Whether or not Peter bought into it, Wade was sure he was his heartmate. Those idiot witch girls proved it when they summoned him. Peter didn't feel the same, and Wade wouldn't deserve him even if he did--but none of that mattered because the heart wanted what it wanted. And his heart wanted the dork with the nice ass in the spandex spider costume. So he'd keep chasing after him, and appreciating the view.

Sirens blared in the distance and Wade pulled Bea and Arthur from their sheaths on his back. ]


Sounds like that's our cue. Let's kick some ass.

[ He didn't even wait for the response, just took a full running leap off the top of the building. That was his style. And he knew Peter wasn't going to blow off saving some innocent people, so he'd join in either way. ]

Maximum effort!
notryanreynolds: (uncanny)

all good!

[personal profile] notryanreynolds 2024-08-14 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ To Wade's credit, he did have a lot more durability than the average man. Stronger bones that were harder to break, muscle tissue that was harder to injure. He had a higher pain tolerance, too. Shit definitely still hurt, but with his fucked up brain he didn't remember half of the awful things he'd been through anyway. ]

Worried, baby? Shit, you got me twirling my hair with my fingers over here.

[ He ignored the criticism as he always did. Half the fun of having the curse of immortality was doing stupid shit that every day people never got to experience. Free falling off of buildings was a life sentence for most. Since not being able to die was a huge bummer in a lot of ways, he needed to get his kicks in where he could. And Wade was good at getting his kicks in.

They hit the ground running and the thing is, the two of them made a really great team. Peter was one of the few that managed to work well with Wade's unpredictability, and Wade made a genuine effort to shoot fewer people so he didn't piss off his little Spidey. Not only to avoid the lecture he'd be in for, but because he genuinely liked having Peter happy with him.

Motivation was everything.

It meant less work with his desert eagles, less slicing and dicing, but he still managed to cause a concussion here and there. He was still a hell of a martial artist and bad guys deserved a kick in the head or two, all right? Peter was never going to be able to convince him that wasn't true.

And maybe he showed off a little more than he did when he wasn't performing for someone. Threw in a few extra quips. So what? ]

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arananito: (5)

[personal profile] arananito 2024-08-14 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
1. u blew my nose for me
safe 2 say we are next level friends
2. he swapped water for vodka and said it was a new ramen recipe
3. open your window i gotta show u this
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[personal profile] arananito 2024-08-14 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
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ALWAYS open??
not fr tho right?
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[personal profile] arananito 2024-08-14 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
so ur saying middle of winter, 18in of snow, MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT u sleeping with ur window open

manhattan is crazy
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[personal profile] arananito 2024-08-14 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
ey man u said open
i was just looking out

and i guess universes can be pretty different, so u never know
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[personal profile] arananito 2024-08-15 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
idk i haven't heard a lot about the actual universes. but i've seen a lot of crazy spider people! there was a dinosaur spiderman and one made of legos

and a cowboy
they both had masks on
the guy and the horse

your aunt huh? does she know?
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[personal profile] arananito 2024-08-17 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I assume so?
why would I know what someone bleeds like are u ok?
I dunno, the cowboy had a gun that shot webs so I figured he's the "webslinger"? But I know a spider who got bitten by a radioactive pig so there's a lot idk


[Not sure I ever want to, he holds the idea in his mind. Gwen'd said something like that too.]

no

but I wanna tell them so bad sometimes