[ To Wade's credit, he did have a lot more durability than the average man. Stronger bones that were harder to break, muscle tissue that was harder to injure. He had a higher pain tolerance, too. Shit definitely still hurt, but with his fucked up brain he didn't remember half of the awful things he'd been through anyway. ]
Worried, baby? Shit, you got me twirling my hair with my fingers over here.
[ He ignored the criticism as he always did. Half the fun of having the curse of immortality was doing stupid shit that every day people never got to experience. Free falling off of buildings was a life sentence for most. Since not being able to die was a huge bummer in a lot of ways, he needed to get his kicks in where he could. And Wade was good at getting his kicks in.
They hit the ground running and the thing is, the two of them made a really great team. Peter was one of the few that managed to work well with Wade's unpredictability, and Wade made a genuine effort to shoot fewer people so he didn't piss off his little Spidey. Not only to avoid the lecture he'd be in for, but because he genuinely liked having Peter happy with him.
Motivation was everything.
It meant less work with his desert eagles, less slicing and dicing, but he still managed to cause a concussion here and there. He was still a hell of a martial artist and bad guys deserved a kick in the head or two, all right? Peter was never going to be able to convince him that wasn't true.
And maybe he showed off a little more than he did when he wasn't performing for someone. Threw in a few extra quips. So what? ]
all good!
Worried, baby? Shit, you got me twirling my hair with my fingers over here.
[ He ignored the criticism as he always did. Half the fun of having the curse of immortality was doing stupid shit that every day people never got to experience. Free falling off of buildings was a life sentence for most. Since not being able to die was a huge bummer in a lot of ways, he needed to get his kicks in where he could. And Wade was good at getting his kicks in.
They hit the ground running and the thing is, the two of them made a really great team. Peter was one of the few that managed to work well with Wade's unpredictability, and Wade made a genuine effort to shoot fewer people so he didn't piss off his little Spidey. Not only to avoid the lecture he'd be in for, but because he genuinely liked having Peter happy with him.
Motivation was everything.
It meant less work with his desert eagles, less slicing and dicing, but he still managed to cause a concussion here and there. He was still a hell of a martial artist and bad guys deserved a kick in the head or two, all right? Peter was never going to be able to convince him that wasn't true.
And maybe he showed off a little more than he did when he wasn't performing for someone. Threw in a few extra quips. So what? ]